Quotes About Quirky

He thinks I'm so quirky. I'm not planning on being the one to break the news to him that I'm actually not that quirky, that in fact lots of people like to stay home and bake cookies and scrapbook and hang out in libraries. Most of them are probably in their fifties, but still.

So kiss me where the sun don't shine, and I don't mean London.

One day Beatrice entered their stateroom to find Marconi consigning his dirty socks to the sea through a porthole. Stunned, she asked him why. His explanation: It was more efficient to get new ones than wait for them to be laundered.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

When you do something a little bit extreme or weird, it helps make it more interesting and more amenable to being written about.

When I was a teen, I was never really into the captain of the football team or the student body president. The guys I liked were quirky and different: They listened to music I'd never heard of, never had lunch or gas money, and could always make you laugh.

Looking like a rake with two plastic tangerines tied to it

Strange I may be, but clingy I am not.

There are weird names all over the country. Why single out Mother's Rest, in a nation with towns called Why and Whynot, and Accident and Peculiar, and Santa Claus and No Name, and Boring and Cheesequake, and Truth or Consequences, and Monkeys Eyebrow, and Okay and Ordinary, and Pie Town and Toad Suck and Sweet Lips?

Reason was for suckers and Presbyterians.

Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?

She's a bit...odd. You mean crazy, Ling said. I'd say eccentric. That's a nice way of saying crazy.

Question: What is a scientific author? Answer: A cross between a mimosa and a porcupine.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

You have to be odd to be number one

You have to be odd to be #1.

Never mix the peepee and the poopoo, for if you do, a peepeepoopoo potion will persist a pong until the next blue moon.

I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.

Never had a cup of coffee in my life. Dr Pepper is my caffeine delivery system of choice.

I don't do normal. I have a reputation to uphold. (Thwonk)

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

Why must you say such eccentric things?" "Maybe I'm eccentric." "It's not something most people aspire to." "I'm not most people.

It has long been my belief that everyone's library contains an Odd Shelf. On this shelf rests a small, mysterious corpus of volumes whose subject matter is completely unrelated to the rest of the library, yet which, upon closer inspection, reveals a good deal about its owner.

she's half a bubble out of plumb.