Quotes About Quirky

I'm like a mad professor, but without the spiky hair.

I only play projects with weird interpretations of presidents.

My eyebrows - they have a life of their own. I don't arch them on purpose; I don't do, like, arching exercises or anything, I promise!

He is as crazy as bedamned, an incontestable character and a man of ungovernable inexactitudes.

I look for things that are left of center, something you've only seen your whole life, but never heard. Hit it! With a stick! I have a guitar made out of a 2x4 that I bought in Cleveland.

My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying.

in an attempt at extroversion, she had worn a tunic with large slices of watermelon depicted on the front. What had she been thinking of?

It probably took Leslie longer to type the @ symbol than it would have to type the word at, but that's the kind of thing she loves to do.

Suck your toes. That's what I do," said Sharie. But Leslie's foot wouldn't reach her mouth. "Well, that's all toes are good for," said Sharie. She put her foot in her mouth and went to sleep. "No," thought Leslie. "They must be good for something.

She might be a hundred and four and say some pretty wack things, but my old Jiko is totally dependable.

Life is nutty; anything can happen.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?

I am an evil Giraffe.

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

Weaned on a pickle, you were.

Just the kind of girl I liked—the weirdo in the bunch.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

My forte is awkwardness.

I'm definitely not as crazy as Fred!

Don't climb into a fridge. That's my advice.

Howard the Duck is my best friend.

It's weird, but Scion is kind of cool. I couldn't drive one because I'd look like one of those McDonald's Happy Meal toys with giant heads sticking out the window.