Quotes About Laundry

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry.-Eve Rosser

follow a simple three-step process: use a high-quality liquid or single-dose pods; run a fast cycle with cold water; finish with fabric conditioner. "When you use that regimen, you can actually extend the life of clothes by four times," he said. "And the environmental impact of that is just amazing; it's just humongous.

I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days, and I get on with the business of living.

Don't blame the stream. Blame the dumbass who climbed into a laundry cart when it was parked at the top of a hill.

You ever wear a bathing suit because you've run out of clean underwear?

The Campus laundry has a sign, like most laundries do, POSITIVELY NO DYEING. I drove all over town with a green bedspread until I came to Angel's with his yellow sign, YOU CAN DIE HERE ANYTIME.

Abby liked her too, I think, even though she was so attached to his first wife, whatshername, basement stairs, laundry, ducks, Newburyport, the fact that Revere Ware pots have that nice copper bottom, which keeps stuff from burning or something.

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh?

Spot Shot. Its manufacturers market it for carpets, but it works on other fabrics as well. It is a combo of 2-butoxyethanol and a detergent. Spray it on, wait a bit, and dab with a paper towel. Shout, in its various formulations, is also worth shouting about. I've had good luck with the aerosol, the liquid, the gel, and, especially, the laundry stick.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.

For me, being successful meant not having to do my laundry at a laundromat and not having a second job.

Obviously, I'm not a Neanderthal. I do do laundry. I am a human being.

I'm lazy and I do procrastinate about laundry!

When I'd asked Mrs. Barbour where the washing machine was, she'd looked at me as if I'd asked for lye and lard to boil up for soap.)

Few years ago, we were up north in Canada, in Alberta, this one-street town off the Pouce Coupe River? Dark the whole time, October to March, and fuck-all to do except read and listen to CBC radio. Had to drive fifty klicks to do our washing. Still —" he laughed – "loads better than Ukraine. Miami Beach, compared.

We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.

Oh, I don't know about you, but I really hate chase scenes. It's all just chase, chase, chase, up the staircase, down the staircase, bang, bang, bang, "over this way," "No—that way," under the desk, over the chair, and you know that either they're going to get caught, or they're not. So why prolong the agony? I'll just flat out tell you. They made it to an old laundry chute.

Bogus wondered what he could have thought he wanted. But the kitchen was far too flurried for thinking; bodies were everywhere. So what if dog puke still lurked unseen in the laundry room! In good company we can be brave. Mindful of his scars, his old harpoons and things, Bogus Trumper smiled cautiously at all the good flesh around him.

His neck felt like sandpaper. If ring around the collar were a terminal disease, they'd be burying him.

This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh?

When I think of the future, I think of doing my washing so I've something to wear tomorrow.