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Quotes About Laundry

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
~ Unknown
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts
~ John Barrymore
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
~ Unknown
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done
~ Burt Reynolds
I had a nightmare about being Trapped in an elevator with a self-made man-- He was born with a silver bootstrap in his mouth; He pulled himself up by his spoons. But when he lived in the fraternity, Before he could roll his sleeves up and get anything done, He would pack his laundry into boxes And mail it off to his mother and his grandmother-- They would wash and iron his clothes, And then mail them back to him.
~ Unknown
it looks a little eccentric or at the very least as though her washing machine's broken and this outfit is made up of the only clean clothes she could find.
~ Mike Gayle
I have washed my soiled linen.
~ Unknown
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen Kagura: My love ! Kyo Sohma: My shirt!
~ Natsuki Takaya
You can get the clothes into the washing machine. You can get them out. You can arrange them over the radiators to dry. You can collect the dried clothes and put them in a heap ready for sorting. But you cannot, cannot, get the clothes back into their cupboards and drawers. Until that pile at the end of the bed becomes a volcano of frustration and accusation and despair; ever growing, ever depleting you.
~ Nikki Gemmell
i inhale deeply, drinking the warmth in the scent of mountain sunshine, a warmth that smells of freshly turned soil and clean laundry baking in the sun.
~ Patricia McCormick