Quotes About Laundry

Softball is the reason Washing Machines and Bleach are so popular. Don't think so? Just ask a softball Mom.

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go?

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

t is a lonely washin' that hasn't a man's shirt in it.

she goes out to the clothesline to hang a few things, his things, her things, and a load of tea cloths.

'Washio' provides laundry and dry cleaning on demand. They pick it up, clean it, and return it within 24 hours - and often with a cookie. No more forgetting to pick up the dry-cleaning or wasting time in line.

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.

Everything's always got to be character-based. We know we can't, if we're sitting in the editing room, watch the sequence for more than 20 seconds without a character having a point of view or moving the action forward; my brain just shuts down, or I start thinking about my laundry.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week. Something like that.

Laundry, liturgy and women's work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life-supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings.

out back where I do the wash

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.

No one knows where socks disappear to. It is one of the universe's greatest mysteries. Either they are sucked into a black hole where time and space have become flattened, or they get caught in the back of the washing machine.

Look," Amy said, from behind me. "They threw laundry all over your floor in there." "Yeah. And they wore the clothes first, the bastards.

In Berlin, a laundromat was raided because it was a front for a brothel. You know what tipped police off? Men doing laundry.

Normal' is a dryer setting

We don't do laundry because that requires a lot of water, and water's at a premium up here. Plus, it'd be pretty complicated, I think, to make a space washer, although I guess you could do it. So we generally throw our clothes out. I think I've been wearing this pair of pants for about two months.