Quotes About Laundry
I'm not so interested in what movie a celebrity is promoting or what television show might be premiering. I'm more interested in, 'Does Channing Tatum know how to do laundry?' I guess the more simple, personal sides of people.
~ Grace Helbig
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One day you will be a prim middle-rank bureaucrat who wears a clean toga every day. You'll talk of economics over breakfast and only eat lettuce for lunch. And I'll have to sit at home with my face in an inch-thick flour pack, forever checking laundry bills." I controlled a smile. "Well, that's a relief. I thought you were going to be difficult about my plans.
~ Lindsey Davis
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No matter what precautions were taken, socks disappeared into a Bermuda Triangle for socks, a swirling vortex that swallowed one sock at a time, leaving its partner stranded.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
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I've got a meeting," she went on, not giving him a chance to respond. He nodded to the basket in her arms. "Yes, I can see that. Demanding lot, laundry.
~ Donna Kauffman
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She pondered the best way to handle the laundry situation after they got back to dock. If she thought she'd been a bit pink cheeked to have Thomas see her in her glorified napkin dress, it didn't come close to the potential for mortification when she delivered him a stack of freshly washed sheets and towels tomorrow. "Yep, that'll be fun." But if that was the price for the day, then it was one she was willing to pay.
~ Donna Kauffman
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You know you're a nurse if... you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick will be OK until you get back to it.
~ Donna Wilk Cardillo
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Some people would say it's a bad idea to bring a fire-spider into a public library. Those people would probably be right, but it was better than leaving him alone in the house for nine hours straight. The one time I tried, Smudge had expressed his displeasure by burning through the screen that covered his tank, burrowing into my laundry basket, and setting two weeks' worth of clothes ablaze.
~ Jim C. Hines
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And that I found cleaning very peaceful and relaxing. Mrs. Bock's lips twitched ever so slightly when I said that. Almost as if she wanted to give up a smile. "Well, Sarah Jane," she said, gesturing toward the mounds of laundry against a wall. "If it is peace and relaxation you want, we have piles of it here.
~ Jim Murphy
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He didn't understand why everyone fussed about taking clean clothes out of a drawer. Underclothes smelled a lot more interesting after the female wore them.
~ Anne Bishop
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And remember that behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.
~ Anonymous
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I'm pretty obsessive-compulsive, and I'm very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of time until I can't not write, and then I write first drafts in gallops. I won't eat right. I forget to do my laundry.
~ Adam Rapp
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Girls hate it when their clothes get dirty.
~ Louis Sachar
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The announcer, in milky tones, rolled out the commercial; it was all about some sort of washing powder that made laundry days a mere frolic in the backyard
~ Ruth Park
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She shuffled her feet as she was told that she had been taken in by the family as an infant, and that every family in town without a daughter adopted a girl infant or child. She was raised to inherit the laundry and the housekeeping, the cooking and the sorrow, and the kindling of the fire in the early morning when no one else would even think of getting out from beneath the mountains of blankets and quilts.
~ Alice Hoffman
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You think Tide is better, or All?' 'Which has a prettier box?' I ask. 'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.' Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.' 'Yes, I do.' 'Good luck with that.
~ E. Lockhart
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Persil washes whiter–and it shows.
~ Anonymous
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Ring around the collar.
~ Anonymous
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Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.
~ Anonymous
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Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
~ Anonymous
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Fullers were the Roman equivalents of laundry and dry-cleaning firms: soap had not been invented and clothes were bleached with human and animal urine
~ Anthony Everitt
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Dubrovnik is still a thriving, bustling city with modern day shops, restaurants and bars yet still has the old city charm of street vendors, performers and women hanging laundry outside the windows.
~ Bridget Marquardt
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If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.
~ Elizabeth Berg
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My life has been in shambles, like my personal relationships, my laundry, paying bills now I have someone who pays my bills and it's always been a challenge because it overwhelms me.
~ Adam Rapp
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The sky looked like a loaf of glowing grayish laundry that someone had washed with a red shirt.
~ Elif Batuman
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