Quotes About Wit

What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet.

A man can be whip smart and witty and caught up in the gale of life, chatting up roomfuls of people and making them laugh till their teeth damn near fall out, and at the same time, he can be the world's loneliest, most miserable creature.

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, 'They belong to you Miss Bennet.

Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my closest friends are dead.

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon

Leave it to Athena to use arts and crafts as a weapon, Emily thought with a smile.

wouldn't be the sharpest thing in a drawer full of rubber spatulas.

A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.

Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!" "Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named during dirty Scrabble?

If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." "Sure

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.

What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?

Either Mitch goes with me…or get used to finding your wife hiding in trees." "That's just mean." "I'm a Smith. What did you expect?" "Good point.

MIke Lee writes with honesty, penetration, wit and the ability to surprise the reader with an unexpected turn from time to time that enriches the experience.

The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in.

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time." Claire

I prefer to have a great time and to keep my wits about me.

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.