Quotes About Wit

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

My friends always joke that I run on batteries.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who is a joke a minute.

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.

I start with the joke line and write backward.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

I know what's funny, and I probably know the best way to deliver the joke. Whether it's walking out of a room, facing that way, facing this way. I just have a sense of that.

I'm not much of a joke writer.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I could always take a joke. I could always be the butt of the joke. I could always hand it out. That was just who I was.

It's great fun being an academic because you have a certain licence to be a bit of a joker.