Quotes About Wit

I'm definitely a joker.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

I make jokes. That's what I do.

You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

I do love jokes.

I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

I tell the most horrible jokes.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about full of energy, jokes are never far away.

When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss, you're like, 'Eh.'

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.