Quotes About Wit

Hey, Jamie,' said Seb. 'Want a lift?' 'Hey, Seb,' Jamie responded without missing a beat 'Drop dead.

Don't feel bad, Angela," Kami said. "You know guys, they only want one thing. Repartee. I can't count how many times men have admired my well-turned phrases.

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it.

The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.

As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?

I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.

There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.

Leave it to you to marry a psycho." He looked startled. Then his shoulders relaxed. "Yeah, well, takes one to know one, right?" "So they say.

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Fate refuses to stop at the pretty part of the tale; Fate insists on more tests of courage and wit, a terrible end, even if the heroine's heart be pure and her crime accidental.

Most people think they're smarter than me," said Rodriguez. He winked at me. "And that's what gives me the edge.

And there is always the argument-closing 'Villain, I have done thy mother', a retort from Titus Andronicus of such eviscerating wit that we still honour it today with jokes beginning with 'your mum'.

You've got about as much charm as a dead slug.

We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared

You have as much charm as a dead slug

Tienes tanto encanto como una babosa muerta.

Well, you better learn fast. You've got about as much charm as a dead slug," says Haymitch.

You can't take my charm. You can't take my humor.

Maybe her gravestone could read, "Casualty of cheap laughs.

I had a thought," Bradshaw said into the silence. "Amazing," Tristan returned dryly.