Quotes About Wit

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

Anybody who knows me knows that half the time I'm saying things with a somewhat humorous overtone.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

I'm the smart aleck. The class clown. I'm the guy who does the song nobody expects.

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves. If you can't poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul. That's about it. The rest I'm really flexible on.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

There's always a source for humor.

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense.

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.

This is what we do. Not so much argue as joust, in jest. We can't stop pushing and pulling the taffy of words and concepts.

I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous

Some people are only funny when they try to be serious.

and no less intellectual than Nero.

If you say, 'May the Fork be with you,' I'll smash you with the other half of this hanger.

Cuando uno no puede ganar, lo mejor es que haga un chiste de la derrota.

I didn't like parties.I didn't know how to dance and people frightened me, especially people at parties. They attempted to be sexy and gay and witty and although they hoped they were good at it, they weren 't. They were bad at it. Their trying so hard only made it worse.

I've been so down in the mouth lately that sometimes when I bend over to lace my shoes there are three tongues.

Wise son of a bitch, you're one of those sons of bitches with a vocabulary and you like to lay it around!

What I wanted to do was slap him down a bit with wit and words. Grammar and vocabulary as a weapon. But what kind of world would it be if we all took every opportunity presented to us to assault the weak?

Miss Howell, I worry that the pains your father has taken to educate you will result in little but finding himself with a wit on his hands.