Quotes About Wit

The Scandinavians are dear people but they've never been what you might call bywords for wit and sparkle, have they?

Ever the charmer, eh, Braden? (Sin) Hold your tongue, Sin. (Braden) I would, but with my luck, one of your giant Scottish bugs would land on it. Besides, it makes my hand wet and pruney when I do that. (Sin)

Do you intend to come over here and mount your horse, or are you wanting to stare at my backside for the rest of the day? (Ewan)

Oh, that's effective," Sin said sarcastically.

She stiffened at the thought and cast him a chiding glare. "Put your weapon away." He arched a daring brow at that. "Why should I when I have half a mind to make good use of it on you?" "So you admit to having only half a mind, then?" Rowena & Stryder

Who says I'm drinking? (Morgan) I guess the bottle drank itself. (Jake)

Stashia: I don't know what I'd do without you Finn: You'd probably have a broken leg

You're a rare one, Miss Hampton," was all he said. "Too bad you will not last." He talks as though he has murdered and buried a row of lady's companions in the shubbery somewhere, Susan thought as she labored on. Probably killed by his devastating wit.

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.

humor genuino: cuándo usarlo, cómo hacerlo y cómo ser gracioso sin contar un chiste.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit,' sir.

How gratifying it is to amuse. How easy it gets to toss off a witticism to ease any awkwardness, to sidestep any solemnity. When you amuse, it even seems, for the briefest possible moment that you are who you appear to be, so clever and confident and at ease.

You," he said, "are a bluestocking." "Sir, I am not." "Anne, it's not an insult. I cannot long endure the company of a stupid woman." "Have you often found yourself on the horns of such a dilemma?

Not many girls would have used their wits the way you did," the officer observed.

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.

Unfortunately, it hurts all three of my feelings.

I told him about the Oedipal thing, about my father leaving when I was very young so I knew how to pine for men, but not how to love them. So he said, 'You'd probably would have been perfect for somebody in World War Two. You'd meet him and then he would get shipped overseas.' And I said, 'Maybe on our date I could drop you off and you could enlist,' and he said he would just got out and rent a uniform. So he was very funny.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green." "If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.