Quotes About Wit

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

Well, she's not responding to my advances," he observed more brightly than he felt, "so she must be dead." "Or she's a woman of good taste and sense.

I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray.

Clary felt suddenly annoyed. "When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?" "Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word." "And you're a big-" "Tsk tsk," he interupted. "No swearing in church.

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.

Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

Where the drink goes in, there the wit goes out.

Wit's an unruly engine, wildly strikingSometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

A joke worth laughing at always has an idea behind it, and usually a subversive idea.

Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.'" Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all. (Tyrion Lannister)

You make us look bad', complained Toad. 'You looked bad before I ever met you', Jon told him.

One-and-twenty sorts of birds," said Ser Kyle. "One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings," said Ser Maynard. "You have no poetry in your heart, ser." "You have shit upon your shoulder.

I confess, I do not understand what there is in her to make a clever man like you act such a fool." "You might, if you were not a eunuch." "Is that the way of it? A man may have wits, or a bit of meat between his legs, but not both?" Varys tittered. "Perhaps I should be grateful I was cut, then." The Spider was right.

Ser Arys was pleasant company abed, but wit and he were strangers. (Arianne Martell)

You look very elegant today, my lord." "I'm wounded. I strive to look elegant every day." - Tyrion & Littlefinger

His wits were coming back to him, however slowly. That was good. His wits were all he had.

If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better. --Tyrion Lannister

when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels.

A veces, los más grandes estúpidos son más astutos que los que se ríen de ellos.

He was bright as broken glass and sharp enough to cut himself.

The contents of my chamber pot are more able than Ser Harys.