Quotes About Wit

He had the wit of a store mannequin.

if you're going to be a jerk about something, make sure you're funny.

What were you saying, Agnes? Taylor said, his smile widening. I was saying you're an evil moron whom fate and karma are going to take care of, Agnes said. Now your line is 'Who's Fate and Karma, and what did I ever do to them?' That's not funny, Taylor said. Agnes looked at Mr. Harrison. I thought it was a little funny, didn't you? A little, he said, smiling. Taylor glared at him and he shrugged.

Aye. And I can do without a viper-tongued wench.Wench? Wench? Lass is one thing, but did you just call me a wench? I'll have you know I'm a doctor. No one calls me a wench. I passed my boards with flying colors. I could take you apart and put you back together with my eyes closed.

Cultivate, I said, a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.

Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.

Someone who has come through heartache and maintains wit and charm is far more interesting than someone who has been kept on a pedestal all her life.

Dude, you need to appreciate how goddamn gifted you are. You're so smart that I don't understand what you're talking about half the time, and we all know how brilliant I am." Finn winked. "Matty, you're amazing.

Whatever you like, my fairest princess of duchesses of the queendom." "That doesn't make any sense." He raises an eyebrow. "Have we met?" I

No man is the wiser for his learning; it may administer matter to work in, or objects to work upon; but wit and wisdom are born with a man.

He looks like a man.' 'How descriptive,' Susan said in a droll tone. 'Remind me never to advise you to seek work as a novelist.

Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor.

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.

A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.

I can put two and two together, you know. Do not think you are dealing with a man who has lost his grapes.

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.

I feel as much of a stud as... I can't come up with a metaphor. That's how lacking in studliness I am.

Looking back, I was a very good kid, very studious and all. But I would always come out with a quip - and I was sent to the principal's office several times.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.

I like really stupid comedies.

I act like I'm a bit stupid.

I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.