Quotes About Wit

She gave me a hard look. No one likes a wiseass, Harry. Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else , people love 'em.

You don't have to make fun of it. Actually I do, I said. I make fun of almost everything.

Butters, rumbled Skaldi Hair Ball. If he really had broken fingers, it didn't look like they were bothering him much. When are you going to get in this ring and train like a man? About five minutes after I get a functional lightsaber, Butters replied easily, much to Hair Ball's amusement.

Butters blinked at looked at Thomas. My God, he said. You've been shot. Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here. I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe, I said. Split the difference at McCoy? Thomas asked. Perfect.

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes

Where is your unit? Murphy asked. I wiggled my eyebrows at her. Right where it's always been, dollface.

I've always admired your ability to make jokes when faced with adversity.

Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here. I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe, I said. Split the difference at McCoy? Thomas asked? Perfect.

Does it hurt to be as suave as you, boss?" "It's agonizing." "Looks it.

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny.

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep." He

Butters blinked and looked at Thomas. "My God," he said. "You've been shot." Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. "Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here." "I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe," I said. "Split the difference at McCoy?" Thomas asked. "Perfect." "You've been shot!" Butters repeated, exasperated.

Crap," I said. I'm quite eloquent in times of crisis

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Pussy," Murphy said. I blinked at her. She smirked. "Too good, couldn't resist.

You've played me at my own game, and ably. I thought you capable of nothing but overt action. Clearly I underestimated you." "Don't feel bad," I said. "I mean, I look so stupid.

What's up, boss?" "Evil's afoot." "Well, sure," Bob said, "because it refuses to learn the metric system. Otherwise it'd be up to a meter by now.

My double snorted. "That's good. That really is, the banter thing. I can't do the banter very well. Maybe that's why you're in charge. Of course, if I was in charge more often, you'd get laid a lot more—but no, that's not it, either.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.