Quotes About Wit

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

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I rolled my eyes. "You have all the subtlety of a melodrama heroine," I informed him. "And the endurance of a particularly tiny sea slug. Where is your spirit, sir? Where is your grit?" "In my other trousers," he said, his jaws clenched.

Ah, that touch of asperity! You are the only one of my acquaintance who is unafraid to spice your conversation with that particular pepper.

You have health and beauty and wit so sharp a man might cut himself and think the bleeding a privilege.

When Gilchrist and Sweeney aren't debating the odds of getting Goldie Hawn into bed, they are trying to stump each other with film quotes.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

I value each woman for what she has to offer whether it be charm-beauty-wit-intelligence or humor but warmth is the quality I value most.

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

Intelligence is enormously sexy.

Beauty without intelligence is like a hook without bait.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.

Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.

The great charm of conversation consists less in the display of one's own wit and intelligence than in the power to draw forth the resources of others.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying.

We avenge intelligence when we deceive a fool, and the victory is worth the trouble

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.