Quotes About Wit

Can't you... I don't. Find a hobby or something?" "Being charming is my hobby.

My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

Yeah according to my- Hey, are you staring at my chest? -Rose to Adrian

You know, I might miss some of your witticisms when you're gone, but one thing I won't miss? Your overwhelming sense of melodrama and despair. It's too much even for me.

You know, sometimes I think I love you." "Sometimes?" he asked in mock outrage. She ruffled his hair. "All the time. But I've got to keep you on your toes." "Consider me kept.

You make a joke out of everything. Life's too painful not to.

Crees que pienso en ti todo el tiempo? A menos que te llames Adrian Ivashkov te estas engañando.

Cool'," said Adrian. "'Wind.' I see what you did there, Sage. Pretty clever.

That's right, Philby said, remembering. You're a computer freak, aren't you, Maybeck? Freak? I'm freaking good with them, if that's what you're asking.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Thank the Lord, Tucker's a corgi," Pewter, upset herself, blurted out. "Smart as a cat.

It's not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

How do you do," I said. "My name is Spenser." "Of course I know your name," she said. "How do you think I got here?" "I thought you looked up handsome in the phone book," I said. "And my picture was there." She smiled for the first time that morning. "Well," she said. "Maybe you are a little bit handsome in a rough sort of way." "Tough," I said. "But sensitive.

To the eternal "Opinions are like assholes—everybody's got one," I just say, "Yeah, but not everybody's got ten thousand of them." It distresses me that the wit of this riposte so often fails to impress the asshole I'm talking to.

She asked me why I always had something flip to say. I said that I didn't know, but having been blessed with the gift, I felt obliged to use it.

I put my Corvette in the carport, and met him at the kitchen door. Pike said, "Nice eye." No hello, no hey, are you all right? "Clark do that?" You can always count on your friends for humor.

You're a clever one. Her eyes twinkled with humor. We'll have very clever children.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' -Kevin Hart

Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...

My name is Rachel Morgan," Al said, mimicking my voice perfectly. "I like black panties, action movies, and being on top.

Well, I may be a boar, but I am never boring.

No, we're the two old Muppets on the balcony, cracking lame jokes." "Lame-ass jokes," says Mutt. "I like that." "Me too.

No, we're the two old Muppets on the balcony, cracking lame jokes.