Quotes About Wit

The more you know, the more you can make fun of.

Tongue in cheek, Donald said, "Milord, I thought she was safely ensconced in your tent. How is it that you keep misplacing her?

L'esprit de l'escalier [staircase wit].

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Right ... And I'm not sayin' that if brains were water, you wouldn't have enough to baptise a flea.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

All well-written e-mails are basically very short and to-the-point.Shakespeare had said it most appropriately centuries ago "Brevity is soul of the wit"; which applies to e-mails of 21st century perfectly. In my view, the secret of a good e-mail is that it has a good beginning as well as a good ending, with both being pretty close to each other.

One who laughs last always laughs longest, because he/she gets the joke last.

Some people have the last laugh because they always get the joke last, and they still don't realize that the joke is on them. They just laugh last and the longest.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin.

Valkyrie: "You are such a moron." Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talking to myself, and I don't do that any more. I certainly don't RING myself. That's one of the first signs of madness, and if it's not, it should be.' She sighed. 'Are you finished talking nonsense?' 'I haven't talked nonsense all morning. I miss it.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.

Oh my god you're thicker than you look

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilised.

Kenspeckle: Have you eaten? Valkyrie: One of your assistants brought me a burger for breakfast Kenspeckle: I meant, have you eaten sensibly? Valkyrie: I was very sensible while I was eating the burger. Didn't miss my mouth once

Shakra scowled. "You're a moron." "Being rude does not make you more intelligent that I." "No, being more intelligent than you makes me more intelligent than you, you goat-brained simpleton." "I did not come here to be insulted." "What, do you have somewhere special to go for that kind of thing?

I swear, Skulduggery, you either give me a straight answer or I'm finding the biggest dog you've ever seen and I'm going to make him dig a hole and bury you in it.