Quotes About Wit

You can punch me all you like," he began and Skulduggery said, "Oh, good," and hit him.

Skulduggery," the tall man said eventually, his voice deep and resonant, "trouble follows in your wake, doesn't it?" "I wouldn't say follows," Skulduggery answered. "It more kind of sits around and waits for me to get there.

Excuse me," said Skulduggery, "I hate to interrupt, but this conversation is boring me." "Because it isn't about you," said Fletcher. "That is indeed why it's boring." "We'll

Thank you again, all of you." He walked away. "But mostly me," Fletcher called after him and Valkyrie punched his arm.

Dexter Vex, he of the chiselled abs and the scuffed boots, and Saracen Rue, of the winning smile and the designer suits,

Skeleton adventures are different. There's more room for puns.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,--and has wit in it, and instruction too,--if we can but find it out.

A cheerful temper, joined with innocence will make beauty attractive, knowledge delightful, and wit good-natured.

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

Wit does not take the place of knowledge.

What? No defense? Any student of mine must be able to defend his ideas against an attack. No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp!

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.

Jokes against the legal profession were what the legal profession loved most.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Humor can give you the edge you are looking for.

Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people.

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

I'm not a bloodhound, your lordships." "Woof, woof." Cameron said, giving Fellows an evil grin. "Good dog.

I'm not a bloodhound, your lordships." "Woof, woof," Cameron said, giving Fellows an evil grin. "Good dog.

I'm so glad you're not dumb, Yaz," Neela said. Yazeed shot her a sidelong glace. "I thought you were going to say dead." "That, too.

Sarcasm is the weapon of the wounded