Quotes About Wit

You know, Uri, there's something seriously wrong with me. (Acheron) And you're just now figuring this out? Damn, you're the poster child for slow learning. (Urian)

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron)

If I wanted to play mind games, I'd buy a Rubik's cube

Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You're not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)

Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I'm a bossy hag and you'd rather be enslaved to a man you hate than deal with me. (Delphine) You know…you're not funny. (Jericho) I think I'm hysterical. (Delphine)

Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it's hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won't piss on the floor. (Jericho) It's not the floor I'm worried about. It's their cornflakes. (Delphine)

Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Friggin' Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, you're not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me, Viking. (Talon)

Are you calling me out? (Varyk) I'm calling you slow. Not out. (Dev)

Tell him what? Kat's a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara) Tara! (Kat) Oh, all right. She's so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara)

Why'd he call you?" – Sundown "My charming personality." – Zarek

Speaking of friends…why did our new coyote buddies run from you?" – Sundown "I'm that badass." – Sasha "Seriously." – Sundown "O ye of little faith. You doubt my rep? My skills?" – Sasha "And your brains." – Sundown

You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta) I try to be, Princess. (Andrei) And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)

Shut up. What did you ask me, anyway?" – Sundown "Really? Good thing I didn't tell you to duck a bomb." – Sasha

I'm not an easy lay, Alexion" He actually smiled a real smile at her. It was charming and unexpected. I am.

And there's one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke)

Like a wombat in a cornfield." Jo "Beg pardon?" Cadegan "You're not the only one who can throw together random words that make no sense and use them in a sentence like they do." Jo

I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away. V'Aidan You can't be bored. M'Ordant And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company. V'Aidan

Kiara shook her head at his dry wit that he delivered in a perfect deadpan monotone. He was strangely entertaining in a lethal, 'I'll rip out your heat and eat it' kind of way.

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. Esperetta Only one? Velkan At the moment. Esperetta Then I can't wait to hear it. Velkan 'Bram' and 'Stoker'? Esperetta It was fitting, I thought. Velkan

Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket, 'but if you don't lay off me, I'm going to make you breathing impaired.' -Nick and Ash

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.