Quotes About Celebrity

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I'm opening a supermarket for him.

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor.

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.

People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick.

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.