Quotes About Celebrity

Meeting Helen Mirren was a fabulous experience. I had played it out in my mind, how I should greet her when we would be introduced. But the way we met was funny because I just didn't recognise her!

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men.

It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.

The future of dance will always be tied up with the public's acceptance of the star. If they accept the star, then they'll accept the dance.

Anonymity is the fame of the future.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

I don't turn Britney Spears into a star. I have to spot that these people are going to be stars, in the future, and say, "Okay, these guys have cultural validity and they're going to pop."

In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

I like David Beckham just because of his lifestyle. He don't ever need to score another goal again. How many times has he been on the cover of GQ?

If you can mix Hilary Duff and Gary Oldman into the same actor, that's my goal. I know it's strange to think about, but that's the goal.

When caricaturist, Al Hirschfeld, did a drawing of a celebrity, it often looked more like the person than the person did. That's our goal in animation.

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

'Strictly' is a bit like scoring the winning goal in the FA Cup Final or sinking the final putt in the Ryder Cup - only a few people get the opportunity to do it, and they have got to be famous.