Quotes About Surprise

Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?

Didn't expect to see you here, " Jordan said.My eyes cut to Rachel, and I smiled sweetly. "Obviously. Hey, Rachel. Good to see you aga

Yer a wizard, Harry!

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.

The only certain thing about the future is that it will surprise even those who have seen furthest into it.

The future is bound to surprise us, but we don't have to be dumbfounded.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

You never know what the future brings.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.

It was a mistake of mine to tell the lads that this lot don't score too many goals - and statistically they don't - but then they go and score seven.

As a child, I actually wanted to be a lawyer. That was the goal. I didn't plan to be an author, and then even less, did I plan to produce movies. It all just happened.

When the English have scored a goal, they think nothing more remains to be done.

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...?

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.