Quotes About Surprise

I may not have been completely honest about that.""You? Less than truthful? I'm shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified.

He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai, taking the box. "How disappointing.

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me—and I thought I was actually going to have to hit a chick.

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?

No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara, ' I said.'Yes.''She seems nice.

You'd be surprised." Charlie said."You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp Bizkit.""What the hell is Limp Bizkit?

Oh. My. God.' she said, pointing out of the window. 'Do you know what that is?'I nodded and said, 'I think I may have seen it before.''That, ' said Florida, 'is the Moonyouidiot.

Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...

How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon?

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta. "Stabbing a cushion, " she told me.

We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.

It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time.

I don't have a car."His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here, " I explained. "I'm on foot.""Angel, " he said in a way that sounded like he sincerely hoped I was joking.