Quotes About Spouse

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

I do have the most beautiful wife in the entire world.

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.

He that has not got a wife is not yet a complete man.

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

I wear boots. I wear jeans and usually just sort of a beat-up T-shirt and a leather jacket. If I bring more leather jackets home, my wife will kill me.

I'm married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it's one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.

My wife is a great dancer. But I don't dance.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

The relationships I've had with my wife and children are what mean the most to me.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

My wife attends a Presbyterian church.

My wife will automatically quote and compare the price of diesel at every petrol station we drive by, like she's got oil-based Tourette's.

There is no other person on the face of this planet that I would rather sit and talk to than my wife.

I enjoy receiving love from my wife. I'm ecstatic when Kim loves me and expresses affection toward me. Something in me comes alive when she does that. But I've learned this freeing truth: I don't need that love, because in Jesus, I receive all the love I need.

I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making.

My wife watches me like a hawk.

My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.

The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.

My first wife was a theater person.

What I have on my left calf is two skeletons; when you put them together, they form a heart, and it says, 'Love till Death.' That represents me and my wife - 'til death do us part.

On away trips, I'll listen to my iPod sometimes or watch some TV, see what's on of a Friday or Saturday night - I'll usually save the TV box sets until I'm at home with the wife.

Do I ever lose my temper? Sure, I do it all the time - just ask my wife, she will tell you.

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.