Quotes About Spouse

My wife could give a rip about comic books, but she loves 'Arrow,' and she loves 'The Flash,' and she likes them because of the characters.

My wife's a gardener. I'd put Astroturf down everywhere, but I get outvoted one to one every year.

I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect.

My wife's from Canada, and we're Canadian citizens.

If I'm going to work, I want to work with my wife.

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

My wife even thinks our next album should be recorded in our house, and we should move all the furniture out to the garage. I'm not sure how many spouses would be supportive of that, much less come up with the idea.

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.'

I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare him.

I'm not terribly well read. My wife forces books into my hands and insists I read them, which I'm grateful to her for. She made me read 'War and Peace.' The whole thing. It was amazing, but I had to hide it. You can't walk round reading 'War and Peace' - it's like you're in a comedy sketch and you think you're smart.

I've become a real housewife. Terry doesn't mind me working, in fact he loves me to be independent. But I only get an allowance of $15 dollars a week, which doesn't go very far.

As a reporter, I spent a great deal of time in court. During brief breaks in testimony, I would often look at the spouse, usually the wife, of the accused. I began to wonder how listening to the details of a crime purportedly committed by your spouse would affect that person's view of her husband.

I seem to have accidentally got married, but it's only temporary.

What could be more tiresome than a wife that bleats?

Did he hear her? If he had opened his eyes just then, he would have seen his wife's lovely face hanging over him like a pale moon.

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it.

If you was my wife, she say, I'd cover you up with kisses stead of licks, and work hard for you too.

Everything that's cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, 'We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!'

What happens too often when we criticize someone is that we accompany it with strong, negative feelings. We criticize without ever mentioning how many other things we appreciate about our spouse.

The greatest day of my life was the day I married Mrs. Ford.

Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.