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Quotes About Spouse

Above all, the Gy-ei have a readier and more concentred power over that mysterious fluid or agency which contains the element of destruction, with a larger portion of that sagacity which comprehends dissimulation. Thus they cannot only defend themselves against all aggressions from the males, but could, at any moment when he least expected his danger, terminate the existence of an offending spouse.
~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
~ Anonymous
Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
~ Anonymous
Who was that lady I saw you with last night?She ain't no lady; she's my wife.
~ Anonymous
he married Atia, a member of the Julian family.
~ Anthony Everitt
I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.
~ Anthony Hopkins
And you know what they say. Choose yer wife with her nightcap on! You should take heed of that . .
~ Anthony Horowitz
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
~ Arnold H. Glasow
My wife has a good sense of humor, and instead of calling me psychic with my novels, she simply refers to me as being 'psycho.' That's because multiple things in my books have come true.
~ Brad Thor
Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
~ Bill Cosby
I have a wonderful wife that wouldn't hurt a fly, and I think a lot of that has rubbed off on me.
~ Randy Orton
To marry a fool is to be no fool.
~ Moliere
I have been married to Russell Ford since 2002, and we have two children.
~ Christine Blasey Ford
I'm very fortunate in that I don't have money problems. I have lunch with my wife at home. I don't have to commute, so I have much more time with my family.
~ Kazuo Ishiguro
Oh, I laugh hard every day. I mean, my husband is Will Smith! I'm telling you, that's one of the joys of being married to him. My life full of laughter. Thank God I have him. My life is full of laughter because of that man.
~ Jada Pinkett Smith
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
~ Brad Pitt
My wife turns me onto shows. I do end up watching them. She has to drag me in there, and when she does, I enjoy it. 'Glee' was one of those things for the first year, especially - I got into that. I would sit down with a glass of wine and get into that. I even have a 'Glee' CD in my car.
~ Mark Pellegrino
To me, the best part about winning the belt is hugging my wife after.
~ Joseph Benavidez
The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.
~ Donald Sutherland
Leslie, it doesn't matter how other people feel about your spouse! Don't you see? You chose him, you had to live with him, he was your package to adore or be fed up with! Once you made your choice, I didn't have a right to an opinion.
~ Robyn Carr
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya one thing, my wife keeps me in line. No matter how many guys are ahead of me.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife tries not to bring out the beast in me -she's afraid of mice.
~ Ronnie Barker