Quotes About Perception

It is as impossible for a man to be cheated by any one but himself, as for a thing to be and not to be at the same time.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go."

The sure way to be cheated is to think one's self more cunning than others.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

The black dog gets the food; the white dog gets the blame

So few people eat okra (more radishes are grown in this country) that it never even makes it onto the lists of Top 10 hated foods

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - but it's just like chicken, only tenderer. Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

All theory is against the freedom of the will; all experience for it

Freedom from worries and surcease from strain are illusions that always inhabit the distance.

It may be that we are puppets-puppets controlled by the strings of society. But at least we are puppets with perception, with awareness. And perhaps our awareness is the first step to our liberation.

I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.

People fear what they don't understand: Change, Death, 4th grade math word problems. . .

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.

They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.

The awkward moment when you're just being nice and the person thinks you're flirting with them.

All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's why I am 'SINGLE'.