Quotes About Perception

It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...

Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Grammar.The difference between knowing your sh.. and knowing you're sh...

Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.

Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?