Quotes About Perception

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.

The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

If humor is not present, I tend to be concerned about the artist, or distrusting of what they're presenting - unless there is an obvious tragedy being talked about.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, its silly.

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

taste is like a sense of humor. I never met a person who didn't think they had one.

It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

Many true words are spoken in jest.

When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to be, so you can't think outside the box.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.