Quotes About Perception

I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.

I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.

Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

I guess I try to find the humor by juxtaposing deeper themes in literature with what people perceive as being lighter, disposable children's fare in comics.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses.

It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny.

I've always been so intrigued by French language and how it completely changes you, because of cultural context, because of humor.

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

I could tell you what my good qualities are. There's my honesty; I have a very wacky, kind of dry humor that a lot of people don't get to see.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'