Quotes About Awkward

As if things weren't awkward enough without Meggie, naked, suddenly standing there. Everybody naked, nobody happy. It's Scandinavian art porn.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Conversation, the gradual unveiling of oneself, one's quirks and characteristics, opinions and beliefs; what a fraught and awkward business that is.

Well I've fucked the olives. Not literally I might hasten to add!

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

Now I am covered in knickers!" she complained loudly. "I can never show my face in polite society again!

I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, "WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?" The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble.

someone with no social skills

I would have waited outside if I'd known, since the potential for really awkward conversation seems pretty high in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office.

It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.

You look so good," I say, and s***! Oh god, that's not what I meant. S***! "It looks good. The book.

Love is corny, when you get right down to it. It has two left feet. It trips over itself, because it is so large that it's awkward. It's sort of silly, done right. After all, how do you convey something that huge?

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

His mother hadn't know what Durex was. But she had suspected. She had asked him, gravely, if it was 'anything bad'. Useless trying to explain. Useless, subsequently, trying to convince his father that he was only acting like a responsible citizen.

I have heard about your gifts myself, Miss Roth,' read the subtitle under Brentford's awkward mumble.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

Don't lick me, you asshole!" he said, trying to pull his arm free. Crabs licked George's forehead

are pinched tightly together, she attempts a smile. Arthur can't help it; he thinks she looks constipated.

This scene would have been even more awkward than it sounds, except that eventually I got distracted by my own reflection in the train window, and that kept me busy for a good long while. (Forgive me, Angela, but being captivated by your own appearance is part of what it means to be a young and pretty girl.)

It's very awkward when you aren't so old inside as you are outside. For years I've been trying to be dignified, and I'm always being tripped up by a kind of apparently incurable natural effervescence.

I feel awkward, I don't know how to stand up among others.

It was epic. It was awkward. It was epically awkward.