Quotes About Awkward

The high was over. Kat jerked back, two thoughts pounding her mind, screaming, I kissed Hale. But i was the second thought made her panic: Hale didn't kiss me back. "Sorry. I...

Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real 'Hello my name is Ever and I'll be your next stalker' kind of moment...

Name, please?" he says, or actually, snaps; it sounded way more like a snap, like he's in a big hurry or something. "Um, Danika." I nod. "Danika Kavanaugh?" I say it like a question, as though I'm looking to him to confirm my own name. I roll my eyes and shake my head. Nice to know I'm as big a dork in the UK as I was in the U.S.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.

I'm not into being all 'film-y' and going to the premieres and parties. I tend to feel like the embarrassing uncle at a wedding.

I need poise. I'm just so clumsy that it would kind of save me a lot.

Respectfully, 'Awkward Black Girl' was never meant to be politically correct. We poke fun at ignorance.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he's ruined it. I can't make another joke about him.

God chooses to arrive among the poor and the insignificant and the politically awkward, so what are we missing when we overlook them?

I am very shy with people I don't know. I'm positively awkward.

I was awful my first time. I was so shy eating in front of people. It was so awkward. But my next contest, I brought a bunch of my family out, and I won that one. I remember I almost barfed because my mom, at the end of the contest, she yelled out, 'Do it for Mama!' Everybody laughed. It was one of the closest I've ever been to barfing.

I cringe inside when anybody gives me something. I don't know why. I just get embarrassed.

When I first met Clint Eastwood, I bobbed him a curtsy. I still cringe about that to this day.

I was awkward in school. I didn't really fit in with any kind of crowd in school. I didn't have a lot of friends. But the friends I had were very close friends.

If I'm around a boy I have a crush on, I can't even talk most of the time.

Everything's weird on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.'

I don't like going to dinner by myself; I'll call for delivery before I do that. It's awkward if you're at a table all alone. I'm sure nobody even notices, but there's something about it.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watching you for a year and I never thought you'd go out with me!' Then he fainted at the dinner table. I didn't know what the hell to make of that.

I sat at the popular table, but I always felt really geeky.

When I'm not focused, I'm quite possibly one of the more clumsy people on the planet. I'll walk into doorways and coffee tables.

I have definitely had guys walk up to me, put their arm around me, and when they walk away, my shoulder smells like taco meat.