Quotes About Awkward

Saying "muff" to someone and trying to be romantic is incredibly difficult.

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

I have bad luck with women. A woman I was dating told me on the phone, "I have to go, there's a telemarketer on the other line."

Love is corny, when you get right down to it. It has two left feet. It trips over itself, because it is so large that it's awkward. It's sort of silly, done right.

Amber stared at him. Glen started crying. It kind of ruined the moment.

He took her hand in his and knelt before her. "Marry me," he said. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. She had never used the word dude in a serious conversation before. She didn't think this qualified. "Dude, I'm sixteen.

I'm seeing too many smart kind of socially awkward kids, a lot milder than I was, not getting employment because they're not learning job skills.

I never particularly thought of myself as great with girls. I can be awkward, and I have a strange sense of humor at times. But I've also been learning to try and embrace that.

Have I come at a bad time?" she managed to say without guffawing. I believe I said something on the order of "argh," and compounded my embarrassment by trying to cover myself with the sweatpants I'd picked up off the floor.

I glanced at Cole and he gave me this weird sort of smirk. I looked away quickly.

Can you put your hands on my crotch?" "Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice .

This was my evening out: bopping back and forth, away from whichever convo made me the most uncomfortable.

He fixed his eye on me longer than I cared to return the stare, for fear I might be tempted either to box his ears, or render my hilarity audible.

I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.

At the door, there was one of those moment when two people realize that they like each other more than they know each other. This is nicer than the opposite situation, but more awkward. You try to remember the protocol for touching. You hate to gush, or presume to much, yet you are unwilling to let the moment pass without without some gesture

Artemis was wearing a pair of red Armani boxer shorts, which were pretty much the same color as his face.

Kankedort (n.) An awkward situation or affair. I take comfort in the fact that even when the editors of the OED do not have the answer to something, they manage to impart this lack of knowledge in a particularly graceful fashion, thereby diffusing what would otherwise be a bit of a kankedort. The etymology for this work reads "of unascertained etymology". see also: zugzwang

Think the gift shop has something that doesn't look like . . . like . . ." "Like a cum rag in a clown orgy?

God… God… don't you see, lubime? Don't you see at all? You are a hero. You're our hero. You're Benny's hero. You're a hero to every poor kid you've ever helped on the streets. You're my hero. You see weird and awkward? I see wonderful. I… I am damaged, God help me. I am damaged and bitchy and a pain in the ass, and you have

Crick grimaced and looked away. "Talk about being gay, you big, queer bastard—I swear you just made me all verklempt.

I grew up where my parents would literally shove me in the car rather than have to say hello to a neighbor.

Well, I'm sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there's anything I can do ... I'd offer to pay for your dry cleaning, but you're wearing a T-shirt, and that's just, like weird - I mean, who dry-cleans their T-shirts?

If you're able to arrange a trial period with a new hire, do it. It will give both of you a chance to make sure the position is a good fit - and can help you avoid being in the awkward situation of wanting to fire someone three or four weeks in.

Sharing cabs with strangers is weird.