Quotes About Awkward

I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. There was nobody home.

I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth.

Oof," replied Easy, trying to loosen the clutch she had on his penis. "Say," noticed Judy, "you've got an erection." "People keep telling me that." "Obviously you're not a rat then. You find me attractive." "It's a simple reflex, ma'am. Anybody who rubbed my leg could produce a similar result." "You're ducking the issue." She stroked the head of his penis twice more and let go.

What are this blind dates?' he asked curiously . 'An old American institution of mismating.

The mechanical effort of conversation is nastier and more complicated than defecation.

At this command, to Rose's great dismay, six more hands were offered, and it was evident that she was expected to shake them all.

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

No doubt about it, Myriah really was good. Her talent was true talent, not just some little act thrown together for the pageant. And there was Karen, looking awfully pretty. Kristy was nervously brushing her hair. And there was Charlotte, simply looking scared to death. She and Claudia were standing around awkwardly, almost as if they didn't even want to be there.

She looks at me strangely. "Um, no. I'm frozen.

It's something we, guys, have all done. Made tapes for girls, trying to impress them, to meet them on a shared plane of aesthetics. Read them someone else's poetry because they do poetry better than you could do it, because you're too awkward to do it.

In those early years as a believer I had no idea Christians could be coy about their faith. No one had told me I was meant to feel awkward about spreading the good news. That was something I learnt only after mixing with Christians for a while. But I learnt it soon enough.

In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.

I suppose I am one of life's naturally clumsy people; I don't drop stuff all the time, or break things, but I'm just generally a bit flustered.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

Animals and birds enjoy just one sex attitude within their instinct; conversely, it is only a human, who discovered above nature, sex postures, in an awkward way. Applause, please.

To not care, respect, and honour someone's values, culture, religion, and moral thoughts are awkward behaviour; it also means you declare; you are a duffer. Though people will understand your way of thinking while you don't see problems, in this regard; however, you make laugh people only about yourself.

feel ridiculous," she muttered. "And I feel like a jerk for getting thrown

My tone must have seemed hostile, even though I wasn't angry or offended; there was just a touch of sarcasm. He tried to respond but he did so in an awkward, muddled way, half in dialect, half in Italian. He said he was sure that his mother was wandering around Naples as usual.

Now the dressing-room full of RSC hierarchy. Suddenly Trevor Nunn pushes his way through and 'Trevs' me. I've heard a lot about this 'Trevving', but never had it done to me. From what I'd heard, a 'Trev' is an arm round your shoulder and a sideways squeeze. But this 'Trev' is a full frontal hug, so complete and so intimate that the dressing-room instantly clears, as if by suction. I'm left alone in the arms of this famous man wondering whether it's polite to let go.

It was so quiet at our table you could've heard a rat piss on cotton.

My balls itch...

I'm very quiet. I can go a whole week without talking, so doing interviews is really awkward for me!

I was your quintessential nerd in high school.

I'm so weird and quirky, and painfully awkward sometimes.