Quotes About Awkward

I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

the two dresses she'd brought with her in case of—well, just in case—stood in the corner of her closet like guests who have come to the wrong party and are backing out the door.

These are pictures of the people in my family where we look like the most awkward and desperate folk you ever saw, poster children for the human condition.

He actually cared. It was an odd friendship- awkward, grown slowly from beginnings of mutual contempt- but it was real nonetheless.

People like Eunice just never had quite figured out how to get along in the world. They might be perfectly intelligent, but they were subject to speckles and flushes; their purses resembled wastepaper baskets; they stepped on their own skirts.

My new favorite word is 'awkward.'...The reason we need to be in search of awkward is that awkward is the barrier between us and excellence, between where we are and the remarkable. If it were easy, everyone would have done it already, and it wouldn't be worth the effort.

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)

You have no idea how to comfort anyone, do you? (Astrid) In case you haven't noticed, princess, social skills aren't my forte. Hell, you're lucky I'm housebroke. (Zarek)

You'll survive, mu Tara. We'll make sure of it. (Nykyrian) You can't guarantee that. You said it yourself. Even you're living on borrowed time, waiting for one of them to kill you. (Kiara) And you said I was scaring her? Damn, bud. You're socially awkward to the extreme. (Syn)

What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang)

Good grief, Fury, warn me if you're going to jump in here naked. (Bride)

I am a socially akward man-dork-Nick

This is getting ugly." – Abigail "Like my great-aunt's underpants." – Sundown

I thought you'd be home by now," he said as she neared him. Then he realized how stupid that comment was since he was standing right in front of her motorcycle. Der…He might as well be wearing a sign that said I'm a moron. Please help me remember where I live. Oh yeah, it's right behind me. -Dev

No matter how you disguise this trite bullshit, it's my life, Jeff. Penned in an awkward manner. It's things I didn't want to see in black-and-white print. You're lucky after three hundred years that I've mellowed. In my human days, I'd have slit your throat, pulled your tongue through the opening, and left you tied to a tree for the wolves to eat. (Rafael)

I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose. I am the klutziest person on the planet. It's easy for me.

If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.

I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

Oh, this shouldn't be allowed. There should be a rule which says that people you've met in the gym should never meet you in real life.

I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.