logo

Quotes About Awkward

Great, Wade, I thought. You just called her laugh "dorky." Real smooth.
~ Ernest Cline
And I apparently take this as my cue to shove my foot even further into my mouth.
~ Ernest Cline
From the standpoint of karma, being present is all about trust—trusting vulnerability. Being vulnerable doesn't always feel like seeing an inspiring painting or taking a walk in nature. It is often a much more painful and awkward experience, the
~ Ethan Nichtern
No one knows me in the States because the movies have been released in such an awkward, irregular fashion, all by different distributors. There is no continuity.
~ Xavier Dolan
The first three times we met, I don't think I remembered anything. I was just in this daze like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm sitting here with Paul Reubens.' And I kept almost calling him Pee-wee.
~ Paul Rust
Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it's constantly mispronounced . 'Hurry', 'Hairy' - there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations.
~ Hari Kondabolu
It's been a joke my entire life, because I'm quite limby, I'm very uncoordinated. Everyone finds it hysterical that I've started dancing.
~ Emma Corrin
I can get awkward. I am not the best person to break the ice.
~ Vaani Kapoor
Putting your feet in ice cold water? That's not fun.
~ Ben Howland
I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.
~ Rachel Parris
I don't watch 'American Idol' - that'd be like getting divorced from somebody and then hanging out with them.
~ Brian Dunkleman
The worst date I've been on was in L.A. with this guy I didn't want to be on a date with - he was just trying to take me to all these places and impress me but it was so cheesy.
~ Kate Nash
I just don't give off a great first impression.
~ Mike Birbiglia
People usually want to show me their impression of me, which is always awkward.
~ Anjelah Johnson
I love goofing off and being awkward. I have always enjoyed improv.
~ Sam Palladio
I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still.
~ Andrew Garfield
I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar.
~ Daniel Radcliffe
But then she was not awkward, she was slow-flowing, graceful, seductive - a seductiveness that had nothing to do with breast and hips and legs, but was an invitation to forget the world in the recesses of the body
~ Bernhard Schlink
I like you but you mightn't feel the same way about me, and I wouldn't blame you. To save us both from any awkward moments I've figured out an easy way to do this. Nod if you're even slightly interested in getting to know me. Write a ten page explanation if you're not.
~ Bill Condon
its a dork fish
~ Bill Engvall
When your humanity gets put on display in these awkward expressions, the only path to peace in your relationship is forgiveness.
~ Bill Farrel
Then, it hit me. I had asked for condiments. The woman from room service—who didn't speak English very well—thought I said condoms
~ Bill Schroeder
I just looked over and saw our wieners in a wad," then-Brewers manager Ned Yost said after the game.
~ Bill Schroeder
When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.
~ Nikki Cox