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Quotes About Awkward

And you and she? Stuffing regularly?' 'No, no, for God's sake, Bubble, not since the time you watched us. It wouldn't be the same without you there.
~ Hanif Kureishi
I opened the door. Mr. Grady sat at his desk and peered at me over his reading glasses. His suit jacket was off. He wore a short-sleeve dress shirt that probably fit a few years ago, but now it worked like a tourniquet around his neck and torso. He stood and hoisted his belt up. His pants were olive green. His hair was heavily thinning, pulled back and plastered to his scalp. "Mickey
~ Harlan Coben
No problem, dear," Phil said with a smile. It was a nice smile. A few years ago, it might have been returned, but nope, not today. Phil kept his eyes on her for maybe a second too long, though Wendy didn't think the girl noticed. Once the waitress was out of sight, Phil lifted his bottle toward Wendy. She picked up hers and clinked bottles and decided to stop this dance. "Phil
~ Harlan Coben
Around people I don't know, I'm totally at a loss.
~ Barbra Streisand
Once, I started cheering for the wrong team. I was hot, and I heard 'Touchdown!' and I started doing high kicks, and I looked around and nobody else was cheering.
~ Sarah Shahi
I haven't faced harassment in terms of work, but I think every girl in India has gone through some or the other awkward moment in public where she was eve-teased or touched inappropriately.
~ Taapsee Pannu
Directing is a whole series of things that would be awkward socially. But I love that. I love actors. Talking with them, touching, laughing, crying.
~ Justin Kurzel
It wasn't easy for me to socialize with other kids when I got back from touring. I felt different. Like we all do, but I didn't feel like I got all the codes. I was a little awkward.
~ Robyn
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A.
~ Jay Roach
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.
~ Conan O'Brien
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
~ Lee Child
The truth doesn't set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face and horrified and petrified and vulnerable.
~ Melina Marchetta
We see a first generation going through adolescence knowing their every misstep, all the awkward gestures of their youth, are being frozen in a computer's memory.
~ Sherry Turkle
What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.
~ Simon R. Green
The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha. Very funny. Believe me, you don't have anything I haven't seen before." "Wanna bet?" he says, then moves his hands to the button on his jeans and pops it open. Isabel walks in at that exact moment. "Whoa, Alex. Please keep your pants on.
~ Simone Elkeles
What's goin' on?" I ask as I take a seat. "Obviously not this." He tosses me my shirt from last night. "I found it on the floor of the den. It's obvious there was some hanky-panky going on." Okay, so he knows we fooled around. But at least he didn't find Kiara's bra on top of my shirt. "Yeah . . . things kinda got a little heated after you and Mrs. W. left the den last night," I tell him.
~ Simone Elkeles
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
~ Simone Elkeles
No offense, but your mom is strange. She's a hit MILF, but totally off the wall." I take my hand back."Eww! Colin, you just called my mom a MILF! I'm completely grossed out!
~ Simone Elkeles
Brandon turns to my dad with big, innocent eyes. "Daddy, do you know how to do the horizontal tango?
~ Simone Elkeles
His high school girlfriend. I caught them in the act." "You caught them having sex at Homestyle Buffet?" Carlos chimes in, confused and maybe a little amused.
~ Simone Elkeles
I don't have a bathin' suit," I tell them. "Don't worry," Brittany says. "Doug probably has one in the pool house you can wear." In the pool house, Doug looks through a drawer searching for suits. "There's only two here." Doug picks up a skimpy Speedo and holds it out to me. "This okay for you, big guy?" "That wouldn't fit my right testicle.
~ Simone Elkeles
Awkward brilliance in a boy is more easily categorized, and it conveys no sexual threat.
~ Siri Hustvedt
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
~ Zach Galifianakis
She blushed and so did he. She greeted him in a faltering voice, and he spoke to her without knowing what he was saying.
~ Voltaire, Candide