Quotes About Awkward
It's weird, for me as a fan, to have a fan tell me that I'm their favorite singer. It's still a little awkward for me. I love to hear it, but I don't know how to respond to it. It's a very awkward thing to interpret what somebody else sees in me.
~ John Corabi
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Hype is the awkward and desperate attempt to convince journalists that what you've made is worth the misery of having to review it.
~ Federico Fellini
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Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but I had to stop going there when they started playing my music. It felt kinda awkward.
~ Fiona Apple
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Although Morgan has been seeing Jenna for nearly a year, I'm still unsure of the etiquette where her underwear is concerned. Should I pick it up delicately – with eyebrow tweezers, perhaps – and seal it in a clear plastic bag, like evidence from a crime scene? Tentatively, as if it might snap at my ankle, I nudge it into the corner of the bathroom with the toe of my shoe
~ Fiona Gibson
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Mom's hands flew to her mouth. Dada smiled, all of his beautiful white teeth with the gap in the middle sparkling at me from across the room. I gasped, and when I tried to speak the only thing that came out was a big, loud burp! Mom looked horrified. Dada turned away to keep from laughing out loud. I was so embarrassed. Had Bob heard that through the phone? "Whoa," came through the speaker. "That was one big, healthy belch." Yep, he heard. "So
~ Fracaswell Hyman
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And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it as long as I live. Not only was it the worst fart, it was the longest. Maybe, it was the position he was in, he had squeezed his ass all up. But he was kinda leanin over and pointing his ass up toward me. And it made the strangest noise. It was like cloth tearing.
~ Billy Connolly
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He got down on one knee and begged Nikky's forgiveness while everyone in the office gathered around laughing and clapping—it was so cute—and really, you know, that's what it took with Nikky! My own hands clapped mechanically, but I thought What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck . . . this, again, directed at me rather than them. I
~ Blake Bailey
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An awkward impasse. No one knew exactly how to say good-bye. A wave? A handshake? A kiss?
~ Harlan Coben
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He kept low and darted to another tree. He looked, he assumed, rather doofy - a guy six feet four inches tall and comfortably over two hundred pounds darting between bushes like something left on the cutting room floor of The Dirty Dozen.
~ Harlan Coben
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The two Crabfest eaters pulled out bills one at a time. Then they each opened their change purse as though it were a rusted chastity belt. Heidi
~ Harlan Coben
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I am a stranger at a cocktail party.
~ Harper Lee
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People are awkward creatures. A lot more awkward than you seem to realize.
~ Haruki Murakami
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I had no idea what to say. A silence descended on us as sudden as the instant fresh oil is poured into a large frying pan.
~ Haruki Murakami
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Linus Lucas was fourteen years old, a number that made the spoons fall right out of our mouths.
~ Heather O'Neill
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Era como una de esas comidas de negocios en las que todo el mundo habla durante tanto tiempo de cosas que nada tienen que ver con el tema, que al final resulta demasiado embarazoso destruir la magia de una ocasión tan deliciosa y puramente social, con lo que uno nunca llega realmente al quid de la cuestión.
~ Helen Fielding
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I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.
~ Helen Fielding
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I feel very awkward about receiving attention for the wrong reasons.
~ Vijay Deverakonda
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When I was first asked for an autograph, I felt so uncomfortable that I just wrote, 'Tig's Autograph,' and from then on, that's what I write when I sign my name.
~ Tig Notaro
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Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.'
~ Mike Birbiglia
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Every time I get caught on the subway around 3 or 4 during the school year, it's definitely dicey. I get a lot of like - 'Yo, are you that girl?' Then I have to go eight stops with them.
~ Su-chin Pak
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Many years ago, I was found in compromising circumstances in a dressing room by a security man. The other person was hiding.
~ Roger Allam
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I don't think there's a particular technology that will set the trajectory for us moving forward. We don't want to be one of the companies that say AI is the next big thing, let's go build an AI application for Robinhood. That might not work. It might be awkward.
~ Baiju Bhatt
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I have my own experience in Indonesia, of course. Sometimes in these transition situations, the new governments are still clumsy and awkward in responding to this new environment in which they operate. The only thing in their DNA is the old regime.
~ Sri Mulyani Indrawati
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Why are you staring at my boobs? My face is up here," Trudy exclaims. Jack, the hotel employees, and I jump back like we've been electrocuted while the seniors don't skip a beat. No. She. Didn't. These geriatric devils are so bad.
~ Stephanie Hale
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