Quotes About Awkward

Jesus, Oscar, Rudolfo said nervously. You look like they put a shirt on a turd

When I'm nervous, I talk a lot. And I'm rude to people. This is ridiculous.

Nothing is so awkward as a demonstration of humanity by the enemy.

uh oh I shit myself

Intimate scenes are always super awkward - and that is the truth. I know everybody says it, but it really is true.

By nature, I'm an awkward person; I'm a gangly introvert.

I am introverted and a complete klutz.

Music has generally involved a lot of awkward contraptions, a certain amount of heavy lifting.

I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

There's nothing less funny than somebody trying to be funny. I loved Jack Dee, then I met him and I became the least funny human to exist because of my desperation to say something amusing.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

What he meant was that he had fixed some vegetarian slop with lentils and bean-curd lumps and weird-tasting fake cheese, and that we were welcome to have a crack at choking some of it down. So Sam Hellerman hightailed it out of there. Lucky bastard.

I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet. "You're like a potato!" I shouted after her. "In a minefield.

Have you ever tried to bribe a Korathi priest, Lukel?" Shuden asked pointedly. Lukel looked around uncomfortably. "I'd rather not answer that question, thank you.

A party. What was I going to do at a party? I had a feeling I'd have been much better off in the water with the sharks.

Do I need to wriggle my breasts at you again?" "No, please. I don't know if I'd be able to stand the theological debate that would follow.

For a second," Megan added, "I thought you were going to be forced into the bathroom there with me. Too bad. It would have been amusing to watch you squirm.

Bastille has a talent for killing conversations. Basically, Bastille has a talent for killing anything.

This , she thought, taking a deep breath, is going to be exceptionally embarrassing .

Anyone can blow their face off by accident—I mean, who hasn't—but if you do it twice in a row, you look really silly.

Bet it feels embarrassed

You're making me get used to sleeping at night," she said. "Plus, I don't sleep in my clothing anymore." "If you did, it would make things a little awkward." "Yes," she said, "but what if we get attacked during the night? I'd have to fight them naked." "I wouldn't mind watching that." She

My style might seem awkward, but I'm only trying to write down the things in the scene that I think the reader should know.

Anybody could have seen you. I was just unlucky.' He realised what he'd said and added hurriedly, 'I mean not unlucky to have seen you that way. I mean you're very pretty, beautiful and all that, no spots or anything...' - Henry