Quotes About Awkward

After all, he was only a man, with a man's dislike of difficult or awkward situations.

The girl with the long brown hair turned around. Are you her boy friend? she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back. Then question made her feel a little awkward. After all, she had saved him a seat. No, I'm her fiance, Nate said. We've been promised to each other since birth. Summer added. Our wedding isn't until March.

He was being really cute and funny. Then he moved in close. I was terrified - I mean, I hardly know him, but it was also sort of exciting. Until we actually kissed. Kendra, he had dog breath.

SLASH What was your first sexual experience? BOBBY When I stuck my arm down a garbage disposal. PAT That wasn't a garbage disposal. BOBBY Who was it?

I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. "Hey, enjoy your meal." "You, too. But you don't have one, do ya? I'm a dufus. If you do eat enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later. If you get an opportunity." That's all I'm trying to say.

You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like TAKE LUCK.. If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. SHUT UP!

Alas, the historical name is 'actor-network-theory', a name that is so awkward, so confusing, so meaningless that it deserves to be kept.

The other day, one of the big shots was trying to say 'Nice shoes!' and he accidentally told a government minister that his face looked like a butt wart. Not good.

I fell down the stairs. What happened to your hair?" Raven's face purpled. "I don't know what you mean.

It is the responsibility of scientists never to suppress knowledge, no matter how awkward that knowledge is, no matter how it may bother those in power; we are not smart enough to decide which pieces of knowledge are permissible, and which are not. …

It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, Well, isn't this nice.

squernt" ("the feeling upon finding that the previous occupant of the privy has used all the paper")

Jon has always been the romantic. He started dating before I did. I was more awkward and nervous in front of girls in high school.

I was once doing an improv show and it was my turn to jump on stage and I fell on my face. It's a really terrible way to start a show.

I can't imagine doing a DJ set and playing all my own stuff; it'd just be awkward.

I'm not super easy to talk to a lot of the time. I'm just kind of weird.

Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but I had to stop going there when they started playing my music. It felt kinda awkward.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.

I watch 'The Great British Bake Off' in the way I used to watch people kiss on TV in front of my parents when I was young. Cringe.

I think it's almost easier to do a kissing scene with someone you don't know.

I've always been clumsy, the one who knocks glasses over.

I . . . I think I wet myself," he whispered.

hmmm. Didn't they say a man's feet echoed the size of his manhood? Of its own accord, her gaze darted up Gregor's leg to where his deliciously tight breeches caressed his- "Knife." She blinked, her gaze jerking up to his face, her skin flushing. Please, God, don't let him know what I was thinking. "Knife." he said again. "Knife?" she repeated dumbly. "Good god, Oglivie. I will need a knife if I'm to cut these vegetables.

Christian : You two gonna stand there fucking each other with your eyes all night, or can we get on with it ?