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Quotes About Awkward

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.
~ Zac Efron
It was strange at times. We had to make out so much that we kind of got over it. It was really awkward.
~ Clea Duvall
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.
~ Jason Schwartzman
Have you ever started to wave at someone and then realized they weren't really waving at you, so you abort and go for a head scratch instead? That's how I felt.
~ Tim Tharp
One evening, intending to ask my host mother to wake me the next morning (okosu), I ask her to violently rape me (okasu). She is very confused.
~ Timothy Ferriss
Once a man next to me found the handle of a radiator in his mashed potato; he said nothing, merely moving it to the side of his plate after sucking the mashed potato off it first. Nobody else said anything either. If the truth was known several of us were probably jealous.
~ Tom Baker
The most memorable part of filming 'Finesse,' I'd have to say, was the kissing scene. It was just so odd for me.
~ Zaytoven
As you're growing up, it's odd, because directors don't expect you to grow up. They think you'll be young forever, but as an actor, there is an awkward period when you're too young for old or too old for young, and it can be an odd time.
~ Nicholas Hoult
Some of the material in 'Peep Show' I wouldn't sit down and watch with even my parents, who are not easily offended.
~ Jesse Armstrong
So, do you live around here often?
~ Steven Wright
One time I had an awkward moment on purpose, you know, just to see what it feels like. I slipped getting out of my car at a big event. I got out of the car and fell face first into the street. A lot of cameras were on me. I was pretty embarrassed. I did it on purpose, though.
~ Michael Beasley
If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward.
~ Patrick Wilson
The only time I only really made out with a girl in high school, my mom caught me.
~ Benji Madden
Kissing onscreen is very awkward because you have to worry about angles and you have to worry about where the camera is and you have to remember where your head was in this moment.
~ Madelyn Cline
It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like a poultice.
~ p g wodehouse
Neferet fell smack on her butt.
~ P.C. Cast
You can't tell me if there are any special subjects to avoid when talking to him, can you?' 'Special subjects?' 'Well, you know how it is with a stranger. You say it's a fine day, and he goes all white and tense, because you've reminded him that it was on a fine day that his wife eloped with the chauffeur.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Science, with a thousand triumphs to her credit, has not yet succeeded in discovering the correct reply for a young man to make who finds himself in the appalling position of being apologized to by a pretty girl.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
This woman always made Freddie feel as if he were being disemboweled by some clumsy amateur.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange back yard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
This woman always made Freddie feel as if he were being disembowelled by some clumsy amateur.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Sir Thomas extended three fingers. Jimmy extended two, and the handshake was not a success.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
You see I'm wearing the tie,' said Bingo. 'It suits you beautiful,' said the girl. Personally, if anyone had told me that a tie like that suited me, I should have risen and struck them on the mazzard, regardless of their age and sex; but poor old Bingo simply got all flustered with gratification, and smirked in the most gruesome manner. 'Well
~ P.G. Wodehouse
But he has. Much funnier. In a way it was a sort of compliment, but Archie felt embarrassed. He withdrew coyly into the cushioned recess.
~ P.G. Wodehouse