Quotes About Awkward

If you kiss straight on, your noses hit together, see?

Note to self: never eat garlic before a fashion show because everyone greets you with a kiss on both cheeks.

Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.

I feel strange when I get applauded by people in power... because it's obvious that it's them I'm criticizing, but they can't show that in front of the cameras. It's quite funny sometimes.

Apart from the occasional bit of dad dancing, I really can't dance.

He would always speak the language of the heart with an awkward foreign accent.

It was a language he had learned too late for it to come naturally to him. He would always speak the language of the heart with an awkward foreign accent. The

The girls emerged in their carboncopy dresses and the boy came out of the woods stiffly and looking churlish and sullen and strange, like a child pervert.

Wealth hung awkwardly on some people, gave rise to perversions of taste and common sense: fad diets and Tae Bo and shit-in-milk-jug art exhibits. Some people were better off poor.

If a typewriter is antiquated, what does that make me?" she asked. There was an awkward pause. As Baez later told me, "As soon as I said it, I realized the answer was so obvious. The question just hung in the air. I was just horrified.

Julie always tried to stand beside me, or talk to me, or in some other way mortify me.

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, "This room's quite rectangular, isn't it?" I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels

If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a pretty creepy place.

like a rugby type buying lingerie for his wife. But still.

Are you all right?" he said.Water dripped down his face and long nose. He's talking to you! her mind yelled. He's talking to you! Say something clever! Say something clever! Azalea said, "Mffloscoflphus?" "The water is rather cold," he said. He pulled her to the bank. Azalea chattered and shivered and coughed, and he continued asking her if she was all right. She wasn't.She was morbidly embarrassed,that's what she was.

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. —Tina Fey

He tried to hold in the laughter that was brewing. At first he passed it off as a burp, much to Liz's disgust. Then another rumble he put down to hunger. And then, just as his laugh burst out to deny explanation, Liz started laughing as well.

He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.

You look like you just gave a hobbit a hand job.

excuse me' he added, taking the opera glasses out of her hands and looking over her bare shoulder at the row of boxes opposite, 'i'm afraid i'm becoming ridiculous

Today at the hotel, Benji farted in the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

This is a little awkward, I said, but my mother just ran over the rabbit. Ran over? As in roadkill. We're not sure what to do about it. Where are you? Giovichinni's, buying lunch meat. And the rabbit? Gone. He was with two other guys. They scooped him up off the road and drove away with him. There was a long silence on the phone. I'm fucking speechless, Morelli finally said.