Quotes About Awkward

No, madre. Puedo garantizar que no tiene ninguna marca de nacimiento en ninguna parte de su cuerpo. El rey carraspeó con suavidad. La reina arqueó de nuevo la ceja y el príncipe fue súbitamente consciente de lo que acababa de decir. Miró de reojo a su prometida, azorado;

Tess's Uncle Donald winced when he entered the Kibbitz Room at Attman's Delicatessen. The pained expression

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who's not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot to say.

POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST): 1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. I hope I didn't puke all over your sheets. 2. What do you mean? I slept in your bed? Really? I don't remember any of it, I was so wasted. 3. Thanks for not trying to molest me.

When I got to the house about an hour ago, James took one look at me and said, "Damn, girl, your parents put out some good product." I think it was a compliment, but I'm not quite sure.

A laugh burst from Nina's lips. "Not as awkward as it must be for you. Honey, please. If you bent around any harder trying to let me know you fucked Lex to try and make me feel bad, you'd be a pretzel. Although you're about as smart as one.

It turns out there is something worse than attending a wedding where you don't know anyone: attending a wedding where you know six people, and they are all your ex-husband's best friends.

You don't have to call it 'the apartment,' " I say, suddenly uncomfortably aware that I am standing next to our bed half naked and about to be abandoned by my sort-of-ex-husband whom I probably should not have just slept with. "Just say, 'my apartment. I have to get back to my apartment.'

one individual they did not want to encounter at that moment.

Defecating was even more difficult, calling for a precarious balancing act as a sailor eased himself

Everything would work out and she wouldn't have to tell Dane that the box full of ancient ivory penises was roaming freely about Kirkall Hall.

his face thrown up to the sky, and his head hanging down; then recovered himself, fumbled with his cap, and made a bow.

they were undisciplined, imprecise, ill-trained, dim-witted, and clumsy.

Well, just like the feller said when he showed up at the fancy-dress ball with a rubber johnny on his beezer and the doorman asked him what he'd come as –"fuck nose".

You don't really keep vigil; it keeps you-suspended in awkward silence and dead air-desperate for anything at all to stir some hope out of these murky waters and make things vital again.

I remember hearing Charlie Bright describe his first day as a teacher as being painfully awkward. "The kids were new to 3rd grade. I was new to any grade," he said. "It was kind of like being on a first date.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

When Harry had held it, it had shat in his hand.

What I didn't notice was that the passenger seat was not fixed to the floor but stood freely on its sledge-like runners. I dropped into it and went over backwards, finishing with my head on the rear seat and my feet against the roof. Farnon helped me up, apologising with great charm, and we set off. Once

Life is full of awkward moments. For example, when there's one of those awkward, shocking moments you get caught bare butt naked.

I found it difficult to look at him at that moment.

I messed my pants," he said.