Quotes About Awkward

I went to the bathroom in my pants. That's what you done, man.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

You stand out like a fart in a church.

Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.

My name's J.J.," she said, seeming completely comfortable with this social interaction. My palms were sweating. "It's short for Jennifer Joy. I mean, what were my parents thinking?

I could have farted out loud, and it would have been less embarrassing than the silence. Finally

It looked like this: "You must be Rafe and Mrs. Khatchadorian," she said. "Yes," Mom said, sounding more annoyed by the second. "And you are?" When the lady reached over and shook Mom's hand, I'm pretty sure I heard some knuckles crunching. "Vice Principal Charlotte P. Stonecase

I was at an all-girls' school, so there were a lot of us who were really awkward. I was this tall when I was 11, so I was really awkward and self-conscious. No one would really have wanted to be mean to me. I was too unimportant.

What's interesting is the show allows for the awkward pauses to be captured, which makes it stylistically unique, especially for American audiences.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

Czech Republics worst pick up line: What's a nice place like this doing around a women like you?

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

I have been working as an actor for 16-17 years now. The funny thing is I still feel awkward in communicating with the public as a star. It hasn't been long since my drama 'Goblin' ended, and I'm looking forward for some time to rest.

I must say, I don't feel very qualified to be a pop star. I feel very awkward at times in the role.

I guess I tell jokes a lot, but I'm not really that sure because sometimes they don't laugh, and they just stare at me like I said something insulting.

Stays at the in-laws' aren't inherently sexy.

I was in a steak house once, and someone proposed. I was so embarrassed. The woman started crying, and I thought, 'She was just proposed to in a steak house - I'd be crying, too.'

Throughout the most innocent mornings and unclouded afternoons there endures a kind of restless pulling at appearances, an awkward or expert fussing with the facade of objects.

Group eating was scarcely less embarrassing than bodily functions

Many great writers have been extraordinarily awkward in daily exchange, but the greatest give the impression that their style was nursed by the closest attention to colloquial speech.

In a final flourish, drawing on his extensive knowledge of avian anatomy, he presents a critique of the supposed morphology of divine beings: "If angels had any reality, they would be very clumsy and awkward fliers with a slow heavy flight, lacking as they are in aerodynamic shape.

I was doing one of my first plays at the Royal Court, and Matt LeBlanc came to see the play. He came backstage afterwards, and I couldn't speak. I kept trying to, but no words came out. I just kept thinking, 'That's Joey from 'Friends.' That's actual Joey from 'Friends!'' It was so embarrassing!

Nobody at fifteen wants anybody to see how goofy their parents are.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.