Quotes About Awkward

You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.

That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn't say excuse me or sorry.

That awkward moment when they kid you used to make fun in 4th grade for being feminine turns out actually being gay.

First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.

That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you're still single.

She reached to give him an awkward hug, and when he hugged her back, his hand accidentally touched her belly. It was surprisingly hard and something shifted beneath the surface. "Oh, shit!" he yelped, jerking back. "What's wrong?" "It, uh, moved." "Feels like an alien, doesn't it? I swear to God, I have nightmares that it's going to burst out of my stomach like a monster. But I think it's pretty harmless.

So ... you like her, Gabe?' Lauren pressed. 'Yes,' he answered, starting work on his spreadsheet again in an effort to stave off more questions. 'She's great, isn't she?' Shit. A smile tugged at his mouth and Lauren was standing right next to him. No question she could see it. He tried to cover himself by changing the subject.

Merry started and shook her head. No, even if the man were naked and in her shower right now, she could never just climb in there and start manhandling him. Not even in a fantasy. Because what she'd really do is screw up the courage to slip into the shower naked, and then she'd stand there awkwardly while he soaped himself. She'd probably crack a joke. Then make an excuse about how crowded it was and just slip away.

We fell back into a silence that was neither uncomfortable nor comfortable

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally as thankless as herding cats

I've always been a geek and slightly awkward… slightly umm… I was never the cool kid at school.

I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.

When I dance, I look like I'm a dad at a prom. I never grasped my limbs. Ever since puberty I've just kind of felt like we don't understand each other.

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

We were a quartet of idiots trying to look suave.

I remember how awkward it feels to start school in a new place where you don't know a single person. I know the drill-- how you smile to show others you're friendly and approachable, but you don't impose yourself on anyone, and you try to make friends one at a time until someone invites you to join the group.

The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now, what ?

I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn't, um—'' ''Yeah, you'd better not have ummed.

I love you,' Eve said. He closed his mouth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. 'I, uh, okay. Love you, too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable.' 'Jerkface.' 'Much better.

Right, that was awkward. Eve, you stay and..., bake or something. The hell I will.