Quotes About Awkward

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

Oh God. She probably thinks we were off doing—you know—romantic type, um, things—

Oh, god," I said. "Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?" --Sadie to Zia

I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

You look so good," I say, and s***! Oh god, that's not what I meant. S***! "It looks good. The book.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

I sometimes think that shame, mere awkward, senseless shame, does as much towards preventing good acts and straightforward happiness as any of our vices can do.

They had me all happy, singing. It was very awkward. I think the writers are frantically planning something appropriate to honor him, but we don't know what.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

Couldn't he have come out and greeted her like a civil human being instead of lurking from his kitchen while she shared a clearly intimate moment with his brisket?

Taking a dump...blackout

My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.

Getting up to dance to your own stuff looks pretty pretentious. And leaving the dancefloor when it comes on is just awkward.