Quotes About Sarcasm

Ptah? son of ptooey? What is he god of spitting? i asked

Finally Doug broke the stalemate and looked at Megan. Thanks a lot, he said sarcastically. Then he yanked off his plastic gloves, tossed them at her feet, and stormed away. Finn let out a sigh as he gazed after his brother. You know, my parents really should have stopped with me.

So, let me get this straight, he said to me. You save my ass and you're a loser. I stick up for you because of it and I'm a hero. How does that work? I don't know. But it's so sweet.

How come you know when Easter is?" and he had replied: "Because it's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the twenty-first day of March, obviously." It had been a mistake to add "obviously," because Erman had punched him in the stomach for being sarcastic.

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:

Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will—!

Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sortAs if he mock'd himself, and scorn'd his spiritThat could be mov'd to smile at anything.

When politics becomes a matter of vilification and innuendo, then eventually people feel repugnance for the whole process. It is the beginning of a yearning for a strong man who will rise above petty and partisan groups. The Nazis were to exploit this feeling fully, and though they contributed richly to the rise of partisan acrimony, they were also the first to pronounce "politician" with every possible tone of scorn and sarcasm.

Flattery.... gets its kicks by flirting with insult and ridicule.

You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.

Hitch era un lento stomaco antropomorfo. Il sarcasmo era acido cloridrico, l'immaginazione un gioco di enzimi, Hitch digeriva le forme di vita circostanti, proteine e vitamine per il corpus delle sue opere.

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word of it.

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word.

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.

I am going to the bad place, as is my wont.

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Oh, shut yer face, ya idiot!

You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

MCWONGALD'S—SHIT LUNCH TURDWOMAN

Mrs. Clutterthorpe, I can hardly think of any fate worse than becoming the mother of six. Unless perhaps it were plague, and even then I am persuaded a few disfiguring buboes and possible death would be preferable to motherhood.

Mrs. Clutterthorpe, I can hardly think of any fate worse than becoming the mother of six ... unless perhaps it were plague.