Quotes About Sarcasm

guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

I stared at her in dismay. "You expect me to shop, too? Good God. Is the apocalypse happening and I missed the Rider of Death?

Harley ignored the sarcasm in the manager's voice. "Things are pretty... tense... here." "I'm sure they are. Mr. Sheenan is very unhappy, as we are, too. You've put

If we chose to refuse irony, we risk becoming irony's dupe.

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

Estás de broma o qué? —pregunta a su vez, mirando a Melchor con su cara inconfundible de pedrada—. Pero ¿cómo quieres que crea en un sistema político que le da el derecho de voto a un individuo como yo?

This illustrates an important rule about inquiry: If you don't have a question, don't ask a question. Never dress up an assertion as a question. Doing so creates confusion and resentment, because such questions are inevitably heard as sarcastic and sometimes mean-spirited.

What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted? demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. Men have died for less than that, ancient one, E-Thas reminded him. I am safe, retorted I-Gos, for I am not a brave and popular son of the jeddak of Manator.

And nothing gave him more faith in the existence of an afterlife than the inexorable sarcasm of fate .

Eating was only a temporary solution. But then all solutions were temporary, even death, and nothing gave him more faith in the existence of an afterlife than the inexorable sarcasm of Fate.

That's not funny or cute!

BeastNYC: I'm sorry. Isn't there any way out of the spell, Silent? SilentMaid: My sisters tried to get the Sea Witch to let me out of the spell. They gave her their hair and everything. But she said the only way I could get out of the spell is for me to kill him. Froggie: R U going 2 do it? BeastNYC: Ask Grizzlyguy to help you. He & his gf killed a dwarf. Grizzlyguy: It's not funny, Beast. BeastNYC: I'm sorry, Grizz. Sarcasm is how i deal w/being upset.

Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreetTo run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.

All fools have still an itching to deride

Alfred E. Neuman

I'm getting to enjoy the mentality of the British, the sarcasm, the dry humour. There are so many more ways of articulating yourself than in German.

Comedy actually works best when you're living in an OK world, and you are pointing out the hypocrisy in apathy.

Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked to combine this Barbie with a dry, sarcastic man.

I prefer comedies when they come from a dark kind of place and have a reality to it.

Show me a novel that's not comic, and I'll show you a novel that's not doing its job.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?