Quotes About Sarcasm

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.

I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

Yo! Hold my poodle!

Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.

It's better to shut a fool's mouth with sarcasm rather than cursing him back.

I'm fine, considering I can't walk anymore, " Pam replied, a sarcastic edge in her voice. "You look like your bringing news. What is it this time, I'm blind?

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, " I said, smirking.

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.

Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism.

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.